I'm like a happy dogWho's been alone too longI wanna wag for ya baby Raise the flag of wagShake and shagI wanna wag for ya baby Come on now throw me some boneI'm rippin up your songI wanna be your dogSkinny or fatI'm gonna go with thatAnd chase your pussycat Be my happy dogMy leapin frogAnd jump all over me 'Cause my little mutt'sGot that hairy buttAnd he's gonna wag it for me baby Hey come over here Mr. LicksI like when you pick up sticksOh when you throw me a fitBut no matter whatYou tell the tale of a pup'Cause you're my kind of mutt I disagreeI'm gonna itch you like a fleaGonna teach my old dogTo do some new tricks Don't be beggin meJust take a seat in my lap of luxury'Cause I'm a happy dogWho's been alone too longAnd now I'm gonna wag for you baby Come on now throw me some boneI'm rippin up your songI wanna be your dogSkinny or fatI'm gonna go with thatAnd chase your pussycat I wanna wag for ya babyI wanna wag . . .