There's a place where all the hipcats go
They dance and frolic to and fro
Alcohol is plentiful and flows like a river
The dress code is big socks and polka dotted kniCkers
Come here to play
Come and spend some time
Don't even have to stand in line
All the gangstaz come to the door
They're looking for a fight
But we sure showed them didn't we
Now that's an Italian goodnight
Come here to play
Come and spend some time
Don't even have to stand in line