Performed by The Idiots
(Jonny Idiot, Bart Phart, Mike Sputz, Buck Starr, and Fred Gombo)
Written by Jonny Idiot
(c) 1988 Stupid Records
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Floor
Tile
Floor
Tile
Floortile
Floortile
The linoleum can think
It's going to invade your sink
Attack the lives of all abound
Till there's no one left around
Floortile is coming
Floortile is attacking
Floortile invading
Floortile.... FLOORTILE????

THE END