I went to my local curry house
Blokie gives me grief
So i had to give him a right good smack (x2)

I had to calm down
I had to relax you see
he gives me grief everyday of my life
Everyday of my life (x3)
CHORUS:
I've had enough of kicks in my face
i've had enough greif from you
Give me my tikka massla and i'll come through
Yes i'll come through
Who knows what a friday brings
It brings a hangover
what better than a tikka massala
to cure it all
to cure it all
(chorus to fade)

"It's good but it's not right"