I wonder what the best thing is
to have a face or to have charm?
well, my girl's twofaced ans she's a fartalarm
i'm not blind and I do have nose
but I don't wanna use it now
I rather try to follow my heart this time
good looks, It makes me nervous
I need someone who's not perfect
It's you, you're overweight and lovely
yes it's true, a pig in walking shoes
you drool every time we kiss, I must say you rule
I'm falling in love with you
I know that all those trendy girls
would leave me when I'm broke
and also be disgusted if I smoke, no joke
I don't want no model
unless she has a major body
just an ounce of human touch, I realize it's a killercrush
I'm dancing, I'm overjoyed
I took a chance on you cause I wanted some romanche
too and now I'm happy as can be
cause this supersized woman means all to me