(By Lennon/McCartney)
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how we run like pigs from a gun, see how we fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, I'm waiting for the van to come
Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy
You let you face grow long
I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus
Coo coo ca choo
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policeman in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how we run
I'm crying
I'm cry'
I'm crying
I'm cry'
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Man you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus
Coo coo ca choo, coo coo coo ca choo
Sitting in an english garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get your tan
From standing in the english rain
Cos I am the eggman
We are the eggman
And I am the walrus
Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
Expert textpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing hare krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo coo coo
Tu-tu-tu baw, tu-tu-tu baw, tu-tu-tu baw, tu-tu-tu baw, tu-tu-tu baw