We're so sorry Uncle Albert

we're so sorry
if we caused you any pain;
we're so sorry
Uncle Albert

but there's no one left at home
and I believe it's gonna rain.

We're so sorry
but we haven't
heard a thing all day;
we're so sorry
Uncle Albert

but if anything should happen
we'll be sure to give a ring.

S P O K E N :

We're so sorry
Uncle Albert

but we haven't done a bloody thing all day;
we're so sorry
Uncle Albert

but the kettle's on the boil
and we're so eas'ly called away.

Hands across the water (water)
heads across the sky.
Hands across the water (water)
heads across the sky.
Admiral Halsey notified me

he had to have a berth or
he couldn't go to sea

I had another look and I had a cup of tea
and a butter pie
(butter pie).
Hands across the water (water)
heads across the sky.
Hands across the water (water)
heads across the sky.

Live a little
be a gypsy

get around (get around)
get your feet up off the ground

live a little
get around.
live a little
be a gypsy

get around (get around)
get your feet up off the ground

live a little
get around.

Hands across the water (water)
heads across the sky.
Hands across the water (water)
heads across the sky.