I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joint at night
I smoke two joint in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Daddy he once told me,
\"Son, you be hard workin' man\"
And momma she once told me,
\"Son, you do the best you can\"
Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said yes.
\"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head\"

Whoa rock me to the night
Ja say